In regard to the present economic crisis, the fox didn't guard the hen house. It ate the hen that lays the golden eggs.

The dictionary defines parenting as the rearing of children. It would be a much better world if parenting were defined as the successful rearing of children.

I remember when Smokey Bear asked us to prevent forest fires and an Indian with a tear running down his cheek asked us not to pollute roadsides. Now there's lots more environmentalists, but lots more isn't being done.

As the cost of health care goes up, the amount of services goes down - and all we can say is to health with it.

The dictionary defines economy as a system of producing and distributing wealth. It must be the definition of wealth that's changed.

The U.S. Bill of Rights protects many freedoms. It's appropriately called a bill because some of those freedoms came at great cost.

The dictionary defines security as freedom from fear, doubt, etc. Unfortunately, it's not one of the freedoms mentioned in the U.S. Bill of Rights.

The dictionary defines investing as putting money into something to make a profit - hopefully to profit from more than the experience.

Everyday heroes don't slay dragons or stop bullets with their hands. They do what we hope we'd do in the same situation.

There is no such thing as unchangeable change. The problems with change is that it requires us to change too.

Evolutionists believe that the human animal evolved from apes. Unfortunately, not all humans are able to think on their feet.

In a perfect world the value of a clouds silver lining would go up when the stock market went down.

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line - unless you are flying and have to take connecting flights.